shakinitwithtaysway:

otp-dilemma:

andtheysaidspeakmeow:

But like why do you hate Taylor Swift? Among artists who sing about date rape and beating gay people and objectifying women, what is it about her that made you decide that she is the scum of the earth? Do you have a problem with jam? Are you offended by her high waisted shorts?

thank you

Or her short curly hair? Or the fact that she bakes for her fans? Or her Scottish Fold cats?

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

bigbardafree:

autisticbobsaginowski:

bigbardafree:

why is it that with every other boy i talk to his opinion on comics is “i dont like too much comedy i like it dark and gritty”

like wow i fucking get it youre a hyper-masculine manly man like go pet a fucking puppy and throw out the man yogurt in your fridge god

They can’t fit man-yogurt in the fridge, that’s where all their faves’ girlfriends go.

image

(via spoopytony)


missterbooflakes:

notalldippers:

ever think about how katniss is an asexual mentally ill deaf native girl because i do and she is the best protagonist in history

ever think about how hollywood is getting rid of all those because i do and i wanna burn a house down

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(via theharlequinlady)


there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]

people with money. only people with money

travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.

(via chalriepace)

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anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

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computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

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